Freudian After Therapy Mints Tin – Sugar Free Kosher UPG Funny Gift New Sealed

🧠 The Unemployed Philosophers Guild – Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints (1 Tin, .4 oz / 12 g)

Sugar-Free | Kosher | Gluten-Free | Smart & Funny Gift for the Over-Analyzed

🔹 Features

• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

• Flavor: Classic Mint

• Diet Type: Kosher, Sugar-Free, Gluten-Free

• Item Form: Pastille Mints

• Unit Count: 1 Reusable Tin – Net Wt. 0.4 oz (12 g)

• Dimensions: 1¾" × 1¾" × ¾" (pocket-sized)

• Made in the USA

💬 Product Description

Sometimes a long therapy session can leave you drained — mentally and emotionally.
Freshen your breath (and maybe your spirit) with Freudian After Therapy Mints from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Designed for those deep thinkers, these sugar-free mints are not covered by insurance but will definitely refresh your perspective.
Each reusable metal tin features witty Freudian-themed artwork and doubles as a pill or trinket holder once the mints are gone.

Perfect for:

• Psych majors and therapists

• Your favorite over-thinker

• Anyone who loves clever, novelty gifts with a touch of brainy humor

⚙️ Specifications

• UPC: 814229009191

• SKU: UPG-4793

• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

• Product Name: Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints

• Net Weight: 0.4 oz (12 g)

• Size: 1 Tin

• Dietary Info: Sugar-Free, Gluten-Free, No Aspartame, Kosher

• Packaging: Reusable Metal Tin

• Country of Origin: USA

• Release Date: Current Line

• Genre: Novelty / Humor Gift / Mental Health Gag Item

• Weight: Approx. 2 oz (shipping weight)

• Location: B1

🧠 Why You’ll Love It

• A clever gift for therapy lovers, students, or anyone who’s spent a little too much time on the couch.

• Great for gift shops, therapists’ offices, or care packages.

• Compact, reusable, and undeniably funny — from one of America’s most creative novelty brands.

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  Format: Novelty Mint Tin