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Blue Q “For Those Frequent Moments When You Need to Send a Direct Message to the Person Standing Next to You” Gum 

Because Garlic Happens – And So Do Awkward Moments

Say It with Freshness (Not Garlic Breath)

Sometimes, your words aren’t the problem—it’s your breath. Whether you just conquered a garlic-laden feast or simply need to freshen up, Blue Q’s “For Those Frequent Moments When You Need to Send a Direct Message to the Person Standing Next to You” Gum is your secret weapon. With 8 candy-coated, fruit-flavored pieces in every box, this gum not only saves you from culinary-induced breath blunders but ensures your message lands sweet and clear.

Why Choose This Gum?

• 8 Pieces Per Pack: Each box holds 8 fruity, candy-coated pieces of gum—perfect for quick, on-the-go freshness.

• Delicious Fruit Flavor: The juicy sweetness of this gum creates a burst of fruity freshness that makes any post-garlic conversation a breeze.

• Playful, Relatable Packaging: Let the cheeky label do the talking while you do the chewing—it’s a great conversation starter (once the garlic’s gone, of course).

When to Use It?

• Post-Garlic Survival Kit: Perfect for after that garlic bread, pasta, or daringly bold aioli you couldn’t resist.

• Social Situations on the Fly: When a spontaneous chat with the person next to you feels impossible thanks to lingering lunch.

• Gifting with a Smile: Got a friend who loves bold flavors and big laughs? This gum is a hilarious and practical gift.

How to Use It

1. Unwrap a piece and pop it into your mouth.

2. Crunch through the candy-coated shell and release the fruity burst of flavor.

3. Chew and Converse confidently—your fresh breath speaks volumes.

Product Details

• Flavor: Juicy fruit blend that’s sweet, refreshing, and universally appealing.

• Texture: Candy-coated exterior with a soft, chewy core.

• Contents: 8 pieces of gum per box—just the right amount to keep handy for emergencies.

• Size: Compact and pocket-friendly, so it’s always there when you need it.

🌟 Quality and Convenience You Can Count On

• 100% Brand New & Factory-Sealed: Guaranteed freshness and flavor, straight from the factory to your hands.

• Same-Day Shipping: Order today, and your gum will ship out the same business day—because fresh breath waits for no one.

Own the Moment—Without the Garlic

Add Blue Q’s “For Those Frequent Moments When You Need to Send a Direct Message to the Person Standing Next to You” Gum to your cart today. It’s fruity, fresh, and exactly what you need to turn “oh no” moments into confident conversations.

Garlic happens—but fresh breath fixes it.