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Blue Q “Pardon My French! Well, F* It! That’s My New Personal Motto!” Gum** 

A Fruity Kick for Your Boldest New Life Philosophy

Say It Loud, Say It Proud, Chew It Up.

For those moments when diplomacy fails, and your inner sass takes center stage, Blue Q’s “Pardon My French! Well, F* It! That’s My New Personal Motto!” Gum** is here to help you own the moment—with fruity freshness and a whole lot of attitude.

Whether it’s a new mantra, a moment of rebellion, or just another Tuesday, this gum is the perfect companion to your unapologetic outlook on life.

Product Highlights

• 8 Pieces Per Pack: Each box contains 8 candy-coated, fruit-flavored nuggets of fresh-breath freedom.

• Bold Fruit Flavor: A juicy burst of fruity goodness, perfect for making your next bold statement taste even sweeter.

• Hilarious, Relatable Packaging: Perfect for gifting or keeping as a daily reminder to say “f*** it” and live boldly.

Why This Gum?

1. A Fresh Take on Life: You’ve got your motto—now pair it with breath as bold as your attitude.

2. Great for Gifting: Know someone who lives life on their own terms? This gum makes the perfect cheeky gift for your most unapologetic friends.

3. Blue Q Quality: Known for their quirky humor and top-notch products, Blue Q delivers gum that’s fun, fresh, and full of personality.

When to Use It?

• For Life’s “Whatever” Moments: Whether it’s a personal mantra or a new way of letting things go, this gum is your fruity cheerleader.

• For Sharing the Sass: Hand it to a friend who’s having “one of those days” and let them adopt a motto to match.

• For Daily Freshness: Because even when you don’t give a f***, fresh breath matters.

How to Use It

1. Unwrap a piece and pop it into your mouth.

2. Crunch through the candy-coated shell to release a burst of fruity flavor.

3. Chew with confidence, and let your motto shine!

Product Details

• Flavor: Juicy, fruity goodness that’s as bold and vibrant as your new motto.

• Texture: A satisfying candy-coated crunch with a soft, chewy center.

• Contents: 8 pieces of gum per box—enough to fuel plenty of sass-filled moments.

• Size: Compact and portable—perfect for pockets, purses, or desk drawers.

🌟 Blue Q’s Quality Promise

• 100% Brand New & Factory-Sealed: Sealed for maximum freshness, every time.

• Same-Day Shipping: Order now, and your gum will ship out the same business day—so you’re ready to embrace your new motto ASAP.

Ready to Live Your Motto? Get Your Box Today!

Don’t just say it—chew on it! Blue Q’s “Pardon My French! Well, F* It! That’s My New Personal Motto!” Gum** is the perfect blend of fruity flavor, fresh breath, and life-affirming sass.

Own your motto. Own the moment. And don’t forget to chew with style.