I’m Only Here Because I Eat Food and I Need More of It - Shopper Tote

Product Name: Shopper Tote – I’m Only Here Because I Eat Food and I Need More of It
SKU: BQ-QA845
UPC: 092657034149
Brand: Blue Q
Material: 95% Post-Consumer Recycled Material
Category: Tote Bags / Eco-Friendly
Price: $14.99

Product Overview:

We all know the feeling – you’re only at the grocery store because, well, you need more food to survive! This Shopper Tote says it all with its humorous take on the dreaded grocery run. Made from 95% post-consumer recycled material, this tote is not just durable, it’s also eco-friendly, helping you reduce plastic waste while making a statement.

With its strong build, hand and shoulder straps, and an interior pocket for your keys or phone, this tote is built for practicality. Whether you're braving the grocery store or heading to the farmer's market, this bag has you covered. Plus, 1% of all Blue Q bag purchases support global environmental initiatives, so you can feel good about your purchase.

Features:

• Eco-Friendly: Made from 95% post-consumer recycled material, promoting sustainability with each use.
• Spacious & Practical: Dimensions of 15" h x 16" w x 6" d provide plenty of space for groceries, books, or daily essentials.
• Durable & Reusable: Sturdy and long-lasting, designed to replace single-use bags and reduce waste.
• Convenient Straps & Pocket: Features hand and shoulder straps for comfortable carrying, plus an interior pocket for your cell phone, keys, or hand sanitizer.
• Supports Environmental Causes: 1% of all Blue Q bag, purse, and tote purchases support environmental initiatives around the world.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Humorous & Relatable: This tote's tongue-in-cheek message is perfect for those who don’t particularly love grocery shopping but do love food!
• Eco-Conscious: Choose a bag that's good for the planet, made from recycled materials and built to last through countless shopping trips.
• Versatile & Roomy: Big enough to carry groceries, farmer’s market finds, or everyday items, this tote is perfect for any occasion.
• Great Gift Idea: A fun and practical gift for the foodie or eco-conscious shopper in your life.

Specifications:

• Material: 95% post-consumer recycled material
• Dimensions: 15" h x 16" w x 6" d
• Straps: Hand and shoulder straps
• Interior Pocket: Yes
• Brand: Blue Q
• Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth

Shipping Information:

All orders ship the same business day and are backed by our 100% satisfaction guarantee. This tote is brand-new and sourced directly from Blue Q, ensuring both quality and eco-friendliness.

Order Your "I’m Only Here Because I Eat Food" Tote Today!

Make grocery shopping (a little) more fun with this humorous, practical, and eco-friendly tote.

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