Look out, Joe...Luke's a-coming and swinging his chain of pain...or love...or fools...depending on your politics. What's more...he's married to the paragon of superpower pulchritude called Jessica Jones...a veritable doppleganger of our very own beloved staffer Melissa, who, as it turns out, is Luke's #1 fan. A toast to you Lukester! Strongly holds 16 oz. with the utmost confidence.
