Incredible Mind Control Mints Tin – Sugar Free UPG Funny Novelty Gift New Sealed

🧠 The Unemployed Philosophers Guild – Incredible Mind Control Mints (1 Tin, .4 oz / 12 g)

Sugar-Free | Kosher | Gluten-Free | Telepathically Refreshing Novelty Gift

🔹 Features

• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

• Flavor: Mint

• Diet Type: Sugar-Free, Kosher, Gluten-Free

• Item Form: Pastille Mints

• Unit Count: 1 Reusable Tin – Net Wt. 0.4 oz (12 g)

• Dimensions: 1¾" × 1¾" × ¾" (pocket-sized)

• Made in the USA

• UPC: 814229000128

• SKU: UPG-4706

💬 Product Description

Unlock your inner genius with Incredible Mind Control Mints from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild — a tin of deliciously powerful mints designed to give you a telepathic boost!

These witty, sugar-free breath fresheners are said to stimulate every mental wavelength known to man:

🧠 Alpha waves (8–15 Hz) – Calm focus
⚡ Beta waves (16–31 Hz) – Energy and alertness
💡 Gamma waves (32–100 Hz) – Cognitive clarity
🌙 Delta waves (up to 4 Hz) – Deep relaxation
🎶 Theta waves (4–7 Hz) – Creativity
🌀 Mu waves (8–12 Hz) – Motor control

You won’t need the power of suggestion to be kissable — these mints do the work for you!
Perfect for thinkers, jokesters, and anyone who loves smart humor in a pocket-sized collectible tin.

⚙️ Specifications

• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

• Product Name: Incredible Mind Control Mints

• UPC: 814229000128

• SKU: UPG-4706

• Weight: 0.4 oz (12 g)

• Item Form: Mint Pastilles

• Diet Type: Sugar-Free, Gluten-Free, Kosher

• Packaging: Reusable Metal Tin

• Country of Origin: USA

• Genre: Novelty / Humor Gift

• Shipping Weight: 2 oz

• Location: B1

🧠 Why You’ll Love It

• Clever, collectible, and guaranteed to amuse

• Compact size perfect for purses, desks, or care packages

• Great conversation starter and gift for friends, therapists, and coworkers

• From one of America’s most popular novelty gift brands — The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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Lost Nite Entertainment is home to Collectables Records, Alpha Home Entertainment, Gotham Distributing, Crimson Records, and Lost Nite Records, representing over 200 years of combined experience in music, media, and pop-culture collectibles.

• 💯 Brand new / factory sealed inventory

• 📦 Same-day shipping

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• Condition: Brand New / Factory Sealed
  Format: Novelty Mint Tin