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Primordial - Soap

Primordial - Soap

Regular price $3.98 USD
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In the beginning...Don't just wash - evolve with a product you've trusted for 3.7 billion years! Scrub away that funky ooze. Accept no substitutes! This is the original Oparin and Haldane formula made with genuine monomers. Beware counterfeit products made in alkaline deep-sea hydrothermal vents! Garden cucumber and olive oil scent. 2 oz. bar.

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